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Top Funny Quotes on Friendship

Top Funny Quotes on Friendship

Top Funny Quotes on Friendship

Need some ideas on what to write on your instagram captions about your friendships, birthday cards or gift messages? Here are some really funny ones that you can use and get inspiration from.

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Unknown

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Unknown Click To Tweet

It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, , caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me. – Unknown

It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, , caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me. – Unknown Click To Tweet

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. – Unknown

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. – Unknown Click To Tweet

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. – Unknown

Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. – Unknown

Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Unknown

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Unknown Click To Tweet

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I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. – Unknown

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face. – Unknown

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face. – Unknown Click To Tweet

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. – Unknown

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. – Unknown Click To Tweet

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Unknown

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you. – Unknown Click To Tweet

I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh*t out of people. – Unknown

I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh*t out of people. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. – Unknown

Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. – Unknown Click To Tweet

I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along. – Unknown

I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along. – Unknown Click To Tweet

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing. – Unknown

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing. – Unknown Click To Tweet

You had me at ‘I hate that bitch too’. – Unknown

You had me at 'I hate that bitch too'. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone. – Unknown

Good friends don't let you do stupid things…alone. – Unknown Click To Tweet

I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair. – Unknown

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair. – Unknown Click To Tweet

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Unknown Click To Tweet

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. – Unknown

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. – Unknown Click To Tweet

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown Click To Tweet

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