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21 Funny Couple Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

21 Funny Couple Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

21 Funny Couple Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Funny love quotes that all couples can relate to. Enjoy reading! 🙂

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. – Anonymous

The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection. – Anonymous Click To Tweet

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock Click To Tweet

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller Click To Tweet

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. – Chelsea Handler

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family. – Chelsea Handler Click To Tweet

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. – Anonymous

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. – Anonymous Click To Tweet

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The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Coleridge

The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Coleridge Click To Tweet

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell Click To Tweet

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. – Anonymous

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. – Anonymous Click To Tweet

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante Click To Tweet

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld Click To Tweet

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Pauline Thomason

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Pauline Thomason Click To Tweet

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. – Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. – Rodney Dangerfield Click To Tweet

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner Click To Tweet

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Chelsea Peretti

If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back. – Chelsea Peretti Click To Tweet

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers Click To Tweet

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. – David Bissonette

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. – David Bissonette Click To Tweet

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie Click To Tweet

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. – Tim Allen

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. – Tim Allen Click To Tweet

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde Click To Tweet

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. – Ralphie May

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. – Ralphie May Click To Tweet

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