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17 Funny Quotes for Best Friends

17 Funny Quotes for Best Friends

Funny Quotes for Best Friends

Can you relate to any of the following 17 quotes? If you do, you are extremely fortunate to have found someone that can be called your best friend. Count your blessings and do something sweet for that wonderful friend today. 🙂

Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”

"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." Click To Tweet

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.

"Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry." Click To Tweet

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me.

"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me." Click To Tweet

I was an innocent being once… then my best friend came along.

"I was an innocent being once… then my best friend came along." Click To Tweet

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

"A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes Click To Tweet

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.”

"Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop." Click To Tweet

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

"Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them." Click To Tweet

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

"I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people." Click To Tweet

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.

"We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing." Click To Tweet

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." Click To Tweet

Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.

"Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions." Click To Tweet

God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”

"God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters." Click To Tweet

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.”

"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes." Click To Tweet

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”

"We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much." Click To Tweet

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

"Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine." Click To Tweet

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole." Click To Tweet

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.

"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends." Click To Tweet

We hope these quotes put a smile on your face as it did for us.

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