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16 Funny Quotes on Birthdays!

16 Funny Quotes on Birthdays!

16 Funny Quotes on Birthdays!

As you grow older, you will be able to relate more and more to these funny quotes. How many of the quotes can you relate to? 😀

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to. – Unknown

Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to. – Unknown Click To Tweet

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Billie Burke

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. – Billie Burke Click To Tweet

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all. – John M Eades

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all. – John M Eades Click To Tweet

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday! – Unknown

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday! – Unknown Click To Tweet

You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. – Felix Severn

You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. – Felix Severn Click To Tweet

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope Click To Tweet

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– H. V. Prochnow

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.- H. V. Prochnow Click To Tweet

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright Click To Tweet

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – Golda Meir

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it. – Golda Meir Click To Tweet

After 30, a body has a mind of its own. – Bette Midler

After 30, a body has a mind of its own. – Bette Midler Click To Tweet

When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th. – Gloria Stuart

When I was little I thought, isn’t it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it’s July 4th. – Gloria Stuart Click To Tweet

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom Click To Tweet

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Kitty Collins

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – Kitty Collins Click To Tweet

Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it. – Greg Tamblyn

Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it. – Greg Tamblyn Click To Tweet

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. – Blair Sabol

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents. – Blair Sabol Click To Tweet

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni Click To Tweet

We hope these quotes put a smile on your face as it did for us.

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